CAN A CRAZED DIETER FIGHT THE TEMPTATION OF COOKIE COMMERCIALS STARRING THE PRETTY PIE GIRL?
“A whimsical tale from an institute that would have Ken Kesey Cuckoo with jealousy. From the twisted (in the BEST way) mind of Scott Evans comes this soon to be classic tale of love and cookies.”
A quirky man goes through a series of counseling programs, encounters many zany characters, and eventually meets the love of his life.
His struggle with diets is constantly being sabotaged by incessant junk food commercials, which star The Pretty Pie Girl, corporate mascot of globe-dominating corporation, Food United Chemical Technologies.
In one of their candy factories, a mouse runs across a control panel, changing the setting on a machine, thus producing a batch of Ga-Ga-Roos containing way too much tri-benzene-deliciouside.
When the drugged cookies are released onto store shelves all over the world, the big question becomes: Who will unknowingly eat one of these psychosis causing confections?
Author grew up in Huntington Station NY and graduated from The University of Rochester in 1984. He published The Day The Sun Changed Colors in 2018, and is working on his next book, a self help titled BE HAPPY, STUPID.
The winner will receive a Mobi copy of the book.